Lost In A Melody
Do you know what Rihanna? If you can’t be bothered to record engaging vocals, interesting melodies or any decent songs for your new album, then I can’t be bothered to properly deconstruct it and talk about the cheap and messy production/mixing, or the unnecessary and embarrassing features or the disgusting lyrics that plague almost every song and play on the fact that you were physically assaulted in a car by your ex boyfriend who also appears on a fucking track doing a terrible Michael Jackson impression whilst singing about how much he wants to keep fucking you, despite the fact that he’s obviously fucking someone else and you’re busy lamenting on another track that you hope “love doesn’t strike twice” as though that was some clever play on words when in fact all it does is conjure up horrific images like this in our heads.
In fact Rihanna, seeing as though you more or less dumped a steaming shit into a CD case and handed it over, my official verdict for Unapologetic will simply be the word “shit” repeated seven times.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
#PhuckYoShittyAlbum.
This photo with 3 notes was posted 1 year ago on the 16th of November, 2012.
Tags: #Rihanna #Unapologetic #album review #Diamonds #Chris Brown

Do you know what Rihanna? If you can’t be bothered to record engaging vocals, interesting melodies or any decent songs for your new album, then I can’t be bothered to properly deconstruct it and talk about the cheap and messy production/mixing, or the unnecessary and embarrassing features or the disgusting lyrics that plague almost every song and play on the fact that you were physically assaulted in a car by your ex boyfriend who also appears on a fucking track doing a terrible Michael Jackson impression whilst singing about how much he wants to keep fucking you, despite the fact that he’s obviously fucking someone else and you’re busy lamenting on another track that you hope “love doesn’t strike twice” as though that was some clever play on words when in fact all it does is conjure up horrific images like this in our heads.

In fact Rihanna, seeing as though you more or less dumped a steaming shit into a CD case and handed it over, my official verdict for Unapologetic will simply be the word “shit” repeated seven times.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

#PhuckYoShittyAlbum.

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